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Braggin Wives
Dey have dis, how you
call, woman's lunchclub, an dese women
were talkin'. Ava Broussard say,
"My husband is the bess dress man
in Breaux Bridge. Wan I met dat
man he was always in blue jean.
Now he wares de finest clothes and
always looks so nice."
Well, ole
Melody Melancon don't want Ava to
outdid her so she say, "Well, my
husband has de best etiquette in New
Iberia. You could took dat man
anyware you wanna go and he knows juss
de right fork and spoon and averything
to use."
Well Rona
Barrio, she don't wanna be outdid be
eeder Ava OR Melody, so she say,
"Well, data nice of you to did
dat for you husbands, but I made my
husband a millionaire."
Ava and Melody
say. "Is dat right?
Wat was he when you marry
him?" Rona say, "A
BILLIONAIRE."
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Tommy Joe
Breaux is a Cajun humorist.
Catch him every morning on Q92.5 FM
for his Cajun Sunshine, brought to you
by the Isle of Capri Casino.
Illustrations
are provided by artist Don Maters of
Gulfport. Tommy Joe's Corner is
the property of Tommy Joe Breaux and
Don Maters. Any unauthorized
copying or distribution is strictly
prohibited. All rights
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